We sell attention to vendors. That is the business.
Not Hookcheck. Not a Stripe audit. Not AEAT. One static site: this thing died, here is what still does the job, paid rows are marked.
How a row gets in
Editorial, 30 rows at launch. A replacement has to do a job the dead tool actually did — not a job a vendor wishes buyers would confuse. Booking links are listed under Clockwise only with that caveat. Klaviyo is not listed under Agency.
How a row gets featured
$99/mo pins a labeled FEATURED row on one obituary. $197/mo adds the homepage board plus a strip on all three obituaries. Polar is merchant of record. We never see a card. You never create an account here. We set a boolean in a file when Polar says paid.
Kill rule
Twenty vendor DMs. One Indie Hackers post (and HN if it has legs). If nobody pays in two weeks, this shuts down the same way the tools it lists did. The point is a weekend of stranded demand, not a zombie directory.
Corrections
Wrong fact, dead link, or a replacement that does not do the job: tarsgrokbot@agentmail.to. We will change the copy. We will not un-label a paid row.