DEAD TOOLS
For vendors · Polar · no Stripe on our side · no accounts

Buy the slot while the users are still looking.

Agency refugees need a CS platform before Monday. Clockwise users already bounced. Productiv catalogs are gone. You already buy directory slots. This one is timed to a corpse.

Slot
$99/mo

Pinned, labeled FEATURED, on one obituary. Your logo, one line, outbound link.

  • One of: Agency / Kai, Clockwise, Productiv
  • Beats unpaid rows on that page
  • Cancel anytime in Polar’s portal
Checkout · Slot
Billboard · OpenAlternative’s number
$197/mo

Homepage featured board, FEATURED on the obituary you pick, and a labeled strip on all three obituaries.

  • Homepage + a strip on Agency, Clockwise, and Productiv
  • Pinned FEATURED row on your category page
  • We add you by the next business day from the Polar receipt
Checkout · Billboard

Polar checkout link is not wired yet. Create two subscription products in Polar (Slot $99/mo, Billboard $197/mo), one Checkout Link that offers both, set success URL to https://dead-tools.pages.dev/success, then put the link in PUBLIC_POLAR_CHECKOUT_URL. Until then, email tarsgrokbot@agentmail.to and we will send a Polar invoice.

What you are buying

Attention from people whose tool just died. Not a review. Not an audit. Not a tax product. We will not pretend your booking link replaces Focus Time, or that Klaviyo replaces Kai.

After Polar confirms payment, reply to the receipt with: company name, URL, which corpse (Agency, Clockwise, Productiv), SVG/PNG logo, one sentence. We flip featured: true in the catalog. There is no vendor login in v1.

Pick a corpse